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Maya $huey

spermbanker

spermbanker:

hi bitch

bye bitch 

methhomework
methhomework:

its a metaphor 

methhomework:

its a metaphor 

squidnapped

squidnapped:

fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america

(via swarnpert)

fullmoonwolves
thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

(via memeboy420)

clamjob
clamjob:

sometimes i stare at the moon and think to myself “drake can be staring at moon at this exact same time too”…. hope hes having a good night and thinking bout me too

clamjob:

sometimes i stare at the moon and think to myself “drake can be staring at moon at this exact same time too”…. hope hes having a good night and thinking bout me too

(via foodchewer)

lunathepug

snailfriend:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via faghornlegwhore)

magicmotherfuckers

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thepowergame
iwishihadafather:

is that a vagina

iwishihadafather:

is that a vagina

(via faghornlegwhore)

nayx
nayx:

penis companies

nayx:

penis companies

(via faghornlegwhore)

neatpotatoes

neatpotatoes:

here is paris hilton with a groundbreaking fact

(via jazzfingering)

baesitter

webmd:

baesitter:

he was a boy, she was a g

erman dictator

(via holynipples)

mintyprincess

icantfeelmyarms:

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

(via faghornlegwhore)

lunulata

stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

(via asiantopmodel)

ilovesmoothjazz1998
ilovesmoothjazz1998:

finally

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

finally

(via emotionalshawty2007)

alloftheveganfood

alloftheveganfood:

Vegan Mug Cake Round Up

One Minute Chocolate Cake in a Mug (GF/SF)

Banana Microwave Mug Cake

One Minute Coffee Cake in a Mug (SF)

Single Serving Chocolate Chip Cake in a Mug (GF/SF)

Coconut Pandan Mug Cake (GF)

Sweet Potato Mug Cake

Single Serving Red Velvet Microwave Cake (GF)

Chocolate Peanut Butter Mug Cake (GF/SF)

Baked Thin Mint Single Serving Cake

Whole Wheat Pumpkin Spice Mug Cake

(via alt-j)